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Today, I got a "save the date" card for the wedding of a couple my husband knows. I was excited because I really wish to be better friends with these people. I emailed the bride, "I got your STD!" and hit send before I realized how that sounded. FML

#60508
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11228) - you deserved it (41063)

On 02/17/2009 at 12:11pm - misc - by silkytaco - United States (Hawaii)

Today, while at work I was reading "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" to me class of 5 year olds. I got near the end of the book and said "Look at the big fat caterpillar" to which one of my pupils replied "Just like you, Miss!" FML

#55893
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37503) - you deserved it (5336)

On 02/16/2009 at 8:11pm - kids - by Lesley (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML

#44996
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57520) - you deserved it (10824)

On 02/15/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by Noname - United States

Today, I found out that when I masturbate at night while watching internet porn I cast a huge shadow on the curtain and the entire street is able to see it. FML

#30273
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22096) - you deserved it (50200)

On 02/12/2009 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Evil_Egbert (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I greeted my table (I'm a server) with a colloquial "Hey there, guys, how's it going?" The customers were three butch lesbians who thought I was incorrectly identifying their gender. I received no tip (on a $35 bill), and they registered a corporate complaint about my "insensitivity." FML

#29316
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38552) - you deserved it (4191)

On 02/12/2009 at 12:43am - misc - by ServingYouWings (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

#13325
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14044) - you deserved it (67891)

On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a guy in the library came up to me and said, "You look very unproductive. It makes me depressed just watching you". FML

#7920
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27507) - you deserved it (4413)

On 02/04/2009 at 12:04pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, a guy in the library came up to me and said, "You look very unproductive. It makes me depressed just watching you". FML

#7920
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27507) - you deserved it (4413)

On 02/04/2009 at 12:04pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, after a late night at a bar, I stepped into my building's elevator with a Chinese man who was carrying a plastic bag. Without thinking, I said, "Oooh, are you still delivering?" His response was, "I live here." FML

#6479
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7581) - you deserved it (48473)

On 02/03/2009 at 2:57pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

Today, though I'm normally unperturbed by my single-ness, I walked by some squirrels engaged in mating rituals and felt a pang of jealousy. FML

#5133
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28969) - you deserved it (3503)

On 02/02/2009 at 5:49am - love - by murphy - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML

#4044
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9710) - you deserved it (45530)

On 01/31/2009 at 9:43am - intimacy - by Ah hell - United States (Ohio)

Today, my parents woke me up in the middle of the night when they got in a huge argument and started yelling at each other. I was up all night. They decided to make it up to each other. They kept me up all night again. FML

#2137
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41729) - you deserved it (2286)

On 01/22/2009 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML

#1305
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33120) - you deserved it (5986)

On 01/15/2009 at 8:25pm - health - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)

Today, I tried to cuddle Simon, my five year old son. He wriggled away and said: "If you need a teddy bear, go buy one! Or find another Simon!" FML

#697
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27065) - you deserved it (3087)

On 01/03/2009 at 10:55pm - kids - by sly - Sent from mobile version



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