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Today, my mother got incredibly drunk. She told me that only "sluts and whores" shave their pubes. She then told me that she's never once trimmed or shaved her pubes, because she's "moral." Thanks for that mental image, mom. FML

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On 12/29/2011 at 3:16am - intimacy - by Grossed Out (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML

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On 12/11/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML

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On 12/09/2011 at 12:22am - love - by thatisnotcool45 - Canada

Today, I admitted to my wife that I'd really like to get a Prius, but I was worried that if I did, everyone would question my sexuality. She told me, "I don't know why you care, everyone already thinks you're gay." FML

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On 11/26/2011 at 3:50pm - love - by Rich (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my baby son latched onto my nipple for a feed, after a month of having to be bottle fed because he wouldn't latch. This would be fantastic, if it weren't for the fact that I'm his father, not his mother. FML

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On 11/08/2011 at 9:01am - kids - by possiblyoverweight (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML

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On 11/01/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

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On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I learned that the building I just moved into contains both a drummer and an opera singer. Both are very dedicated to their craft and practice frequently. FML

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On 09/12/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by OperaLover (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my neighbor declared his love for me via "the medium of interpretative dance." FML

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On 09/02/2011 at 2:54am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML

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On 08/27/2011 at 8:38pm - money - by KayDayParade - United States

Today, I introduced my parrot to oranges. Now she makes a high pitched scream if I don't give her any, and I've just run out of oranges. FML

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On 08/16/2011 at 11:00am - misc - by bursteardrums (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, some ballbag broke into my house just to take my broom. FML

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On 07/27/2011 at 9:50am - misc - by kelsjenks - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML

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On 07/20/2011 at 12:40am - intimacy - by knolan - United States

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

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On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by gntfmlingnow - United States (Ohio)

Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML

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On 06/26/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by ugly - United States