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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 May 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 250
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About shemseyy : Hey, I'm Michael. Few things about me,
• I love zombie, horror, action and comedy (films and in general)
• I sing and play guitar, and the triangle xD
• I do the American spelling for mom (caus mother shortened is mom)
• I love paintball, go-karting, music, sports and banter
• I hav a disfunctional family that make me seem like I do everything wrong
• I'm generally a really happy guy, the only time you will see me pissed off is if I get told to do something when I'm in the middle of something else

A few things I hate:
• x-factor
• Britains got talent (it really doesn't)
• control freaks
• and brussell sprouts.

Feel free to ask whatever and shit like that, I got free time...

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