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shekezim
  • Town/Country : Seattle , US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 August 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 689
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I realised that my staff doesn't take me seriously. I walked in on my chef, who had just spent an hour and half a block of cheese carving cheddar goggles for himself. When I confronted him, he pulled up his t-shirt to reveal a cocktail sausage taped to his stomach. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13604) - you deserved it (4005)

On 03/04/2010 at 7:43am - work - by Garry (man) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Today, I was working at IHOP serving a table full of drunk idiots. After an hour of taking care of them I went to clean up their mess to find the tip they had left me. On a napkin a girl had wrote "Here's your tip for the night: Don't play leap frog with unicorns." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23483) - you deserved it (2287)

On 01/28/2010 at 7:14pm - work - by Juggalette (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML

#7573636
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22485) - you deserved it (1571)

On 01/25/2010 at 7:15pm - kids - by KillahCam (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was talking this pretty religious girl that I like. We were playing a game and I asked her if she could go back in history and meet anyone who would it be. She said Jesus. Without thinking I said "I mean someone that was real." FML

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245 comments

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On 01/24/2010 at 10:31pm - misc - by Ben (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my girlfriend came up to me and told me we would never do anything sexual in our relationship. She said I was too adorable to take seriously in bed. FML

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174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (102911) - you deserved it (6496)

On 03/26/2009 at 12:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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