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About sheishannah : as you look into my heart, and stare into my soul. nobody knows it, but you make me whole............... ~~~~~
I'm a Cali girl, raised in Hawaii, living in Texas ✌
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Today, my dad yet again uttered the words "well, that escalated quickly," while watching the news. He uses this godforsaken meme multiple times a day. I lost my shit and told him to just shut up already. He raised an eyebrow and said, "well, that escalated quickly." FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. As I shook her father's hand, he squeezed with an ungodly amount of force, leaned in with a smile, and murmured that my balls will be the next thing he'll crush if his daughter ever complains about me. FML
Thursday 19 March 2015