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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 April 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 161
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About sheishannah : as you look into my heart, and stare into my soul. nobody knows it, but you make me whole............... ~~~~~
I'm a Cali girl, raised in Hawaii, living in Texas ✌

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Today, my dad yet again uttered the words "well, that escalated quickly," while watching the news. He uses this godforsaken meme multiple times a day. I lost my shit and told him to just shut up already. He raised an eyebrow and said, "well, that escalated quickly." FML


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On 03/30/2013 at 2:17pm - misc - by fuck you dad (man) - Ireland (Monaghan)

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. As I shook her father's hand, he squeezed with an ungodly amount of force, leaned in with a smile, and murmured that my balls will be the next thing he'll crush if his daughter ever complains about me. FML


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On 02/17/2013 at 7:11pm - love - by daniel55 (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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