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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 February 1983 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 962
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About sheeraz : I am a fun loving guy......and I enjoy to read FMLs.........u can chat with me on
sheerazkhan308@gmail.com

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Today, it was my boyfriends birthday and I saw he was logged in on ooVoo. He sent me a request to video chat so I decided to take off all of my clothes to surprise him. Little did I know, his entire family was at his house and at the computer because he, "wanted to show them what a great girlfriend I am." FML

#4050970
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23507) - you deserved it (69646)

On 07/26/2009 at 9:05am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was at the movies. All of a sudden, the woman next to me starts laughing uncontrollably and talking to her friend during the movie. This continued throughout the movie, ruining it. I turned and whispered to my friend. The woman then taps me on the shoulder and yells, "Shut the fuck up!" FML

Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML

#4007461
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10348) - you deserved it (82655)

On 07/24/2009 at 3:06pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML

#3685752
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47770) - you deserved it (10409)

On 07/12/2009 at 2:45am - love - by nameless (man) - United States

Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML

#3650677
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50728) - you deserved it (3856)

On 07/10/2009 at 9:08pm - love - by negromancer - United States (New Jersey)



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