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Today, I finally confessed my feelings to my long time crush. He was the only one I've been able to muster up the courage to open up to. He replied "lmao" and hasn't texted back since. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27953) - you deserved it (4765)

On 04/08/2011 at 9:39pm - love - by notfunny - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33262) - you deserved it (5251)

On 04/06/2011 at 7:57pm - work - by PsychoSarah (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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