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Today, I had to explain to this really intimidating girl that I wasn't giving her a dirty look, and that it was just my face at rest. FML
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On 02/07/2012 at 3:39pm - misc - by Emily (woman) - United States
Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
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On 01/19/2012 at 4:59pm - misc - by elite -
Today, while looking in the mirror at my full-blown grease-spewing acne-riddled face, my father came up behind me and said, "Don't worry son, I had acne like that when I was your age". I replied, "No you didn't", and his immediate response while laughing was, "No, I didn't." FML
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On 01/18/2012 at 10:18am - health - by harshdoobie (man) - Canada
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML
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On 12/21/2011 at 7:30am - intimacy - by Nicki (woman) - Canada
Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML
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On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)
Today, my dad yelled at me for buying chunky peanut butter. He wanted smooth. Apparently he's "allergic to peanuts." I had to explain to him why his argument made no sense. FML
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On 10/14/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, in the senior class I teach, I asked my students who had traveled outside of the country, excluding Canada and Mexico. One student raised his hand and proudly stated, "Arizona". He wants to be a doctor. FML
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On 10/14/2011 at 2:42am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, a highly intoxicated man came into my workplace and complained that the medicine that I'd prescribed for his dog almost choked him. I work at Blockbuster. FML
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On 10/09/2011 at 11:30pm - work - by Username - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me for the first time. He stopped just as I was about to orgasm, and asked if I could finish by myself. Apparently he'd come up with a new algorithm for the Rubik's Cube on my desk and wanted to try it out. FML
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On 10/03/2011 at 12:38am - intimacy - by Kayt (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my parents asked me if I would dog-sit for them while they go to my ex's wedding. FML
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On 09/29/2011 at 4:14pm - misc - by littlepsychgirl (woman) - United States (California)
Today, the clerk at Walmart asked me if the stretch mark cream I was buying was for my wife. I wish I could've said yes. FML
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On 09/29/2011 at 1:01am - health - by random0605 - United States (Utah)
Today, I found a picture of my military husband kissing another woman. His excuse? It was photoshopped. FML
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On 09/24/2011 at 1:20am - love - by astocks - United States (New York)
Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML
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On 09/24/2011 at 12:40am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
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