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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 June 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 565
  • Number of comments : 130
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I had to explain to this really intimidating girl that I wasn't giving her a dirty look, and that it was just my face at rest. FML

#19018819
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23500) - you deserved it (2740)

On 02/07/2012 at 3:39pm - misc - by Emily (woman) - United States

Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML

#18854508
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41919) - you deserved it (4072) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/19/2012 at 4:59pm - misc - by elite -

Today, while looking in the mirror at my full-blown grease-spewing acne-riddled face, my father came up behind me and said, "Don't worry son, I had acne like that when I was your age". I replied, "No you didn't", and his immediate response while laughing was, "No, I didn't." FML

#18843385
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28124) - you deserved it (2859)

On 01/18/2012 at 10:18am - health - by harshdoobie (man) - Canada

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML

#18568615
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18211) - you deserved it (27806)

On 12/21/2011 at 7:30am - intimacy - by Nicki (woman) - Canada

Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML

#18134142
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33398) - you deserved it (15288)

On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my dad yelled at me for buying chunky peanut butter. He wanted smooth. Apparently he's "allergic to peanuts." I had to explain to him why his argument made no sense. FML

#17981660
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34032) - you deserved it (2414)

On 10/14/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, in the senior class I teach, I asked my students who had traveled outside of the country, excluding Canada and Mexico. One student raised his hand and proudly stated, "Arizona". He wants to be a doctor. FML

#17980491
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28763) - you deserved it (3102)

On 10/14/2011 at 2:42am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, a highly intoxicated man came into my workplace and complained that the medicine that I'd prescribed for his dog almost choked him. I work at Blockbuster. FML

#17948173
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27539) - you deserved it (2203)

On 10/09/2011 at 11:30pm - work - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me for the first time. He stopped just as I was about to orgasm, and asked if I could finish by myself. Apparently he'd come up with a new algorithm for the Rubik's Cube on my desk and wanted to try it out. FML

#17892959
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38099) - you deserved it (4248)

On 10/03/2011 at 12:38am - intimacy - by Kayt (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my parents asked me if I would dog-sit for them while they go to my ex's wedding. FML

#17864370
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31259) - you deserved it (2527)

On 09/29/2011 at 4:14pm - misc - by littlepsychgirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the clerk at Walmart asked me if the stretch mark cream I was buying was for my wife. I wish I could've said yes. FML

#17860948
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23266) - you deserved it (3853)

On 09/29/2011 at 1:01am - health - by random0605 - United States (Utah)

Today, I found a picture of my military husband kissing another woman. His excuse? It was photoshopped. FML

#17817952
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29807) - you deserved it (2876)

On 09/24/2011 at 1:20am - love - by astocks - United States (New York)

Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML

#17817623
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26305) - you deserved it (2519)

On 09/24/2011 at 12:40am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)



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