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Today, I was going to fight the guy who my girlfriend left me for. While waiting at the park, he sent me a video of the two of them having sex on my bed. FML

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235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65662) - you deserved it (21349)

On 07/07/2013 at 8:35am - love - by SimG (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting for her result. Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML

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On 06/02/2013 at 2:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I discovered the reason my favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two weeks. My dad uses it on his butt crack and balls "to clean up the stank". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52423) - you deserved it (3499)

On 08/08/2011 at 3:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)



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