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  • Town/Country : Aotearoa
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  • Number of visits : 233
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About shavee : i like living more then existing.....

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Today, I was accused of cheating on my wife when an earring was found in our car. I knew it was my mom's missing earring but she didn't believe me. After calling my mom and getting them on the phone to clarify, my wife is upset I told my mother at all. Now I'm not a cheater, just an asshole. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39059) - you deserved it (3358)

On 07/02/2011 at 10:15pm - love - by lostbandana - United States

Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML

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98 comments

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On 07/02/2011 at 5:51pm - love - by thanksfyi (woman) - Norway

Today, a riot broke out while I was on shift at the community swimming pool. A family snuck in soap so they could use the pool as a giant bath tub. FML

#16950296
129 comments

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On 07/02/2011 at 3:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, while I thought my brother was playing with my new phone, he was actually texting a bunch of my friends that I have chlamydia. He deleted his texts so I wouldn't see them, and I spent a half-hour trying to figure out why I kept getting texts of shock and sympathy. We're both in our 20's. FML

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On 07/02/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymouse (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML

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105 comments

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On 07/02/2011 at 1:33am - love - by Amanda - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I had to make a deal with my 22 year old fiancé. What was the deal? If he put deodorant on, he could squeeze my boob for as long as he liked. FML

#16939716
245 comments

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On 07/01/2011 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by NYMTS - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I failed my trigonometry exam because my scientific calculator was on the wrong setting. FML

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On 09/25/2010 at 4:57am - misc - by trigfail - New Zealand (Taranaki)



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