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shannondotjpeg
  • Town/Country : Sydney , Australia
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 December 1994 (17 years)
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Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26051) - you deserved it (41150)

On 05/28/2009 at 1:15pm - health - by ITguy1982 (man) - United States (New York)

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Today, I did some math. Relaxing bubble bath soap: $17.00. Enough water to fill a bathtub: $10. Favorite tea: $4. Organic candle: $8. Looking out the window to see your 70+ year old male neighbor taking pictures of you lowering yourself into your bath: Priceless. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53204) - you deserved it (8273)

On 05/28/2009 at 11:00am - money - by BABYof_theGROUP (woman) - United States (Georgia)