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  • Town/Country : Austin
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 January 1992 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 66
  • Number of comments : 0
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Today, my boyfriend decided the best way to inform me of his shoplifting tendencies was to steal stuff while we were at Starbucks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35216) - you deserved it (3409)

On 02/03/2014 at 8:30pm - love - by lbailey32 - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML

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