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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 June 1986 (29 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1150
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML

#18671217
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49615) - you deserved it (3460)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML

#18622040
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38794) - you deserved it (9632)

On 12/27/2011 at 2:11am - intimacy - by ikungfuyou (man) - United States

Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML

#18622040
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38794) - you deserved it (9632)

On 12/27/2011 at 2:11am - intimacy - by ikungfuyou (man) - United States

Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML

#18622040
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38794) - you deserved it (9632)

On 12/27/2011 at 2:11am - intimacy - by ikungfuyou (man) - United States

Today, I was driving my drunk best friend and his "new friend" back to his house. Halfway, this new friend started to give him head. FML

#18424038
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31031) - you deserved it (3499)

On 12/04/2011 at 12:35am - intimacy - by aninnocentonlooker - United States (California)

Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML

#18309491
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35819) - you deserved it (7157)

On 11/21/2011 at 5:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh I had an itch..." FML

#18100630
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18228) - you deserved it (32724)

On 10/29/2011 at 12:43am - intimacy - by me - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

#17987408
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37838) - you deserved it (7814)

On 10/15/2011 at 2:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, since I was taking a dump in my wife's parents' house, I lit a candle so that it wouldn't stink. While still sitting down, I went to blow it out and apparently, no matter how strong of a man you are, you will still scream like a little girl if hot wax falls on your penis. FML

#17981787
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34425) - you deserved it (11207)

On 10/14/2011 at 11:23am - intimacy - by cduran2011 - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mother said I am slipping too deep into depression since my boyfriend left for college in Fresno. Her solution: buying me a vibrator. FML

#17810951
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29321) - you deserved it (7136)

On 09/23/2011 at 2:16am - intimacy - by kdmoney - United States (California)

Today, I was masturbating while chewing gum. Halfway into the session, the gum flew down my throat, causing me to violently choke. My mom had to rush in and help me while I still had my pants around my ankles. FML

#17706134
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16508) - you deserved it (51654)

On 09/09/2011 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by omfgnooo (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I realized the closest thing I have to a love life is organizing my porn folder by category. FML

#17618254
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14816) - you deserved it (29851)

On 08/30/2011 at 1:20am - intimacy - by WithoutLove (man) - United States

Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML

#17526290
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35710) - you deserved it (4721)

On 08/20/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by W1D0 - United States (Illinois)

Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML

#17438897
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48675) - you deserved it (5060)

On 08/11/2011 at 8:56am - intimacy - by bob - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered a tick on my penis. After a long battle, he finally let go. Four hours later I'm in the hospital. My penis is twice the normal size. I may have won the battle but lost the war. FML

#16639445
450 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51036) - you deserved it (5841)

On 06/13/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by John jacob - United States (Georgia)



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