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Today, I found out my boyfriend and I have more in common than I thought. We both are sexually attracted to men. FML

Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML

#19476340
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21924) - you deserved it (1625)

On 04/16/2012 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, another of my dad's blind dates went bad, so I took him out for a beer. I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and when I came back, two guys were congratulating my dad on scoring such a hot piece of ass, and said the sex must be awesome. My dad played along with it. FML

#19472995
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38421) - you deserved it (2796)

On 04/15/2012 at 2:43pm - intimacy - by jonasister (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, late for work, I called my dad to see if he knew where my keys were. Turns out he'd taken them on holiday with him because they have a bottle opener on them. FML

#19466099
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23927) - you deserved it (1783)

On 04/14/2012 at 11:20am - misc - by keyless (woman) - United Kingdom (Aberdeen City)

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML

#19453436
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18272) - you deserved it (47492)

On 04/12/2012 at 12:06am - intimacy - by girly (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML

#19448273
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37649) - you deserved it (3118)

On 04/11/2012 at 5:53am - health - by Scabby (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, my mom was in the kitchen when her shirt caught on fire. Acting quickly, I poured my glass of water on her. Instead of thanking me, she yelled at me for making a mess. FML

#19435373
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25842) - you deserved it (1952)

On 04/09/2012 at 8:23am - misc - by zazzleface - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML

#19426684
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44510) - you deserved it (3088)

On 04/07/2012 at 11:19pm - love - by jordyn173 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML

#19421919
384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86351) - you deserved it (4251)

On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML

#19411830
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21450) - you deserved it (1762)

On 04/05/2012 at 12:18pm - misc - by I hate nasty people - United States (Indiana)

Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML

#19180967
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27883) - you deserved it (2173)

On 02/28/2012 at 7:46am - animals - by JeffeeBojangles - United States (Texas)

Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML

#18894125
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27296) - you deserved it (2094)

On 01/23/2012 at 9:47pm - work - by moe472 (man) - United States

Today, while riding back from a weekend away with my boyfriend, we crashed his motorbike, resulting in us getting thrown over a barbed wire fence into a forest. I woke up in hospital. Apparently, in his adrenaline rush, he climbed back on his bike and continued his trip, forgetting all about me. FML

#18868829
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35759) - you deserved it (2807)

On 01/21/2012 at 6:59am - misc - by superficialheart - China

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

#18626435
329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42203) - you deserved it (8109)

On 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by blegh (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I introduced my Chinese-born girlfriend to the rest of the family. My uncle immediately blurted out, "He's dating a communist." FML

#18242988
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32859) - you deserved it (4286)

On 11/14/2011 at 12:23am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)



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