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Today, wile working at a sandwic sop, we ad a sortage an could only putted so many veggies on one sandwic. I explained tis to one man wo was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I tougt everyting went well. He tougt ma face was a good target to launc is completed sandwic at. FML
TODAY, I WAS WALKING MY DOGHAN, AS USUAL, HA DID HIS BUSINASS IN THA GRASS AND STAPPAD OFF TO THA SIDA. I SQUATTAD AND RAACHAD FOR THA BAGHAN MY DOG SPOTTAD ANOTHAR CANINA. HA LUNGAD FORWARD IN AXCITAMANT AND I LANDAD FACA FORWARD IN THA FACAS. FML
TODAY, I GOT AN EMAIL FROM THE COMPANY THAT MANAGES MY CAT'S MICROCHIP INFORMING ME THAT I HAD TO UPDATE MY INFORMATION THAT HAD BEEN ENTERED BY THE LOCAL HUMANE SOCIETY. APPARENTLY, THEY LISTED MY CAT ( CORAL ) AS THE OWNER, AND ME AS THE PET. TO CHANGE IT, THEY NEEDED THE CAT'S SIGNATURE. FML
TODAY, I WAS AT MAH GRLFRIEND'S HOUSE. IT WAS JUST ME AND HER. THING BEGAN TO GET HEATED, AND WE STARTED DOING IT ON THE LIVING ROOM COUCH. NEAR THE END OF IT I DECIDED TOHISPER IN HER EAR, "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?" I HEAR BEHIND ME, "I AM." FML
2day I was working as a service writer in looool an auto service sop. A really cute girl cummed in to buy a eadligt, I offered to install te bulb for er. My and got stuck beind te eadligt, se ad to ask one of our mecanic to come remove te air box from er car to get my and out. FML
Friday 27 March 2015