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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 April 1988 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 35887
  • Number of comments : 144
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About shalvius : i like:
-smart books
-smart things
-electronic music
-be nice to the people (at least i'm trying)
-cool gadgets

don't like
- stupid people (but often, i'm one of them)
- Politics

here is what i do:

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.


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It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

shalvius's favorite FMLs

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML


I agree, your life sucks (81394) - you deserved it (455189)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML


I agree, your life sucks (824944) - you deserved it (90570)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

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