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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 July 1981 (33 years)
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Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML

#21136990
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51932) - you deserved it (4836)

On 05/11/2014 at 6:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML

#21135914
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41329) - you deserved it (12085)

On 05/10/2014 at 6:11pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, it was my birthday. I spent all day in bed, sick with the flu. My boyfriend then broke up with me by text, because he didn't want to risk getting sick by doing it in person. FML

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89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50525) - you deserved it (3013)

On 08/15/2013 at 7:28am - love - by Rachel8896 - United States (Washington)



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