Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 10291
  • Number of comments : 141
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

shakenbake93's page activity

Visits<b>technicalKO</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 6:57am<b>Torvaltz</b> - the 09/21/2015 at 5:02pm<b>jet223</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 2:53pm<b>LilsBills300</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 5:40pm<b>skitsoloco</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 1:28am<b>teejaycro</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 11:12am<b>ajo123</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 5:17pm<b>odod777</b> - the 10/08/2014 at 7:53am<b>bluejayfan02</b> - the 10/03/2014 at 4:01pm<b>awesomepantTamia</b> - the 10/02/2014 at 12:52pm<b>zefrenaboo</b> - the 09/04/2014 at 11:46pm<b>acbh101</b> - the 08/24/2014 at 9:10pm<b>shanekicksass</b> - the 08/24/2014 at 5:55am<b>babeybazooka</b> - the 08/23/2014 at 2:30pm<b>Tobiaspe</b> - the 06/29/2014 at 12:09pm<b>Codog01</b> - the 06/08/2014 at 8:19pm<b>scowoan</b> - the 06/03/2014 at 2:57am<b>Carrotop12</b> - the 06/02/2014 at 10:12pm

Fucked!<b>zefrenaboo</b> - the 09/05/2014 at 5:47am

shakenbake93's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

shakenbake93's favorite FMLs

Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him I had none, he yelled angrily "who comes to this city without money?" I replied "apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49718) - you deserved it (27761)

On 07/25/2009 at 12:39pm - money - by re2K5 (man) - Korea Republic of (Kyongsang-bukto)

Today, my brother and I were going to give our parents their anniversary gift which cost us over $3000. The gift was a trip to London in August to see a show on Michael Jackson's comeback tour. FML


I agree, your life sucks (107994) - you deserved it (10462)

On 06/26/2009 at 10:31am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was woken up by a funky smell. My dog had eaten a dead bird and thrown up all over my bed and floor. At 4 o'clock in the morning I had to clean up regurgitated bits of bird, feathers, blood and dog food. The smell still hasn't gone away. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48217) - you deserved it (3379)

On 06/15/2009 at 6:07am - animals - by Tom (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, I decided that I was going to get my front license plate put back on my car after two years of having it off. In these two years I somehow never got pulled over for it, as it is illegal to drive without one in MD. On my way there, I got pulled over for not having a front license plate. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17119) - you deserved it (49710)

On 06/10/2009 at 1:47pm - misc - by dm206 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my 6 year old daughter saw a man in a wheelchair who's leg had been amputated. She walks up to him and says, "What happened?". He answers kindly that he's a war veteran. She then responds, "Well then you deserve to get your leg blown off. You shouldn't be killing people." FML


I agree, your life sucks (100488) - you deserved it (24724)

On 05/17/2009 at 9:19pm - kids - by embarrassedmom (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Mselle Risa's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML Pics : The top 4 pics
  • They say that a picture is worth a boring bunch of words thrown at you by a corporate robot. That's true. Corporate robots are the worst. Anyway, the FML Pics app is still being downloaded all over the…

Tuesday 24 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: