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Today, I had sex fir the frst time with a guy. After he passionately made love to me, I turned to him an said "you smell really good." He turned to me an said "You don't." FML

#59427
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I agree, your life sucks (48923) - you deserved it (12053)

On 02/17/2009 at 3:10am - intimacy - by pixie (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I received a box in the mail from mah mom which I assumed was a care package. It was a scale to encourage me to lose weight. FML

#55512
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I agree, your life sucks (33176) - you deserved it (5610)

On 02/16/2009 at 7:26pm - health - by Loot (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, I TOLD MAH MOM I WAS GOING THROUGH A GROWTH SPURT. SHE SAID "YEAH, HORIZONTALLY." FML

#37276
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On 02/13/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by shorty (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, ma boyfriend was tapping on ma tig to te beat of te musicen we were driving to dinner. Wen I askd im wat e was doing e replid, "Just watcing te ripples." FML

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On 02/10/2009 at 10:11pm - misc - by thunder thighs (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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