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Today, I had sex for the first time with a guy. After he passionately made love to me, I turned to him and said "you smell really good." He turned to me and said "You don't." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45863) - you deserved it (11000)

On 02/17/2009 at 3:10am - intimacy - by pixie (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I received a box in the mail from my mom which I assumed was a care package. It was a scale to encourage me to lose weight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29319) - you deserved it (5119)

On 02/16/2009 at 7:26pm - health - by Loot (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I told my mom I was going through a growth spurt. She said "Yeah, horizontally." FML

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33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25800) - you deserved it (5750)

On 02/13/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by shorty (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML

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On 02/10/2009 at 10:11pm - misc - by thunder thighs (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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