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by Grace / 06/19/2010 at 8:40pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
by Anonymous / 05/31/2010 at 8:14am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend of a year decided to confess to me that almost everything he has told me in our relationship has been a lie. This includes telling me that he was single when we first met, telling me that he loved me, and telling me that I was beautiful. FML
by ART / 03/06/2010 at 3:32am / United States (California) / Love
Today, as I was working at my babysitting job, I was watching a 3.5 year old girl. She begged and begged me to come in the jacuzzi with her, and when I put on my 2-piece bathing suit on, the young girl asked me why my stomach looked like a bagel. I looked down just to realize she was right. FML
by Karie-Rose / 02/06/2010 at 1:28am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was watching Free Willy with my boyfriend. It was at the part where the boy leaned into the water to give Willy a hug. I asked, "How do you even hug a whale?" My boyfriend rolled over and gave me a hug, and said, "Like this." FML
by Numnum / 11/29/2009 at 8:02am / United Kingdom (Greater London) / Health
Today, I was watching my 7 year old daughter and her friend jump on our trampoline. I was really impressed by all the flips they were doing, and I told her "Hey! I can't even do that." To that her friend replied " Of course you can't. You're fat!" FML
by madeyoulaugh / 11/25/2009 at 9:43am / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/09/2009 at 12:47am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Miscellaneous
by lovebigmacs / 10/06/2009 at 7:32pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I came back from my 3 month vacation from France. During my vacation I lost 32lbs and I was so excited to show off my new body to my boyfriend. When he walked in the door he didn't notice me, but he did notice my younger, thinner and tanner sister strutting around in her bikini. FML
by nikkiquila_0699 / 09/05/2009 at 5:24pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I stretched really hard when I woke up, only to feel something twang. This was followed by a really sharp pain. Thinking I'd given myself a hernia, I got up to check myself in the mirror, and was repulsed by the bulge I saw hanging out of my gut. Then I realised it was just my own flab. FML
by Anonymous / 08/29/2009 at 10:15am / United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne) / Health
by juliaspaperbags / 08/16/2009 at 10:32am / United States (Maine) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML
by treegirl / 07/26/2009 at 1:57am / United States / Love
Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML
by fattie4life / 07/20/2009 at 6:33pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by blackntangirl / 07/18/2009 at 7:31pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…