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Today, I noticed that I've gained so much weight that even my feet have stretch marks. FML
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On 07/12/2010 at 3:52am - health - by fat - United States
Today, a close friend pointed out to me how ironic it is that I make the Sim version of myself work out to lose weight, while I sit on my fat ass playing video games. FML
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On 06/19/2010 at 8:40pm - health - by Grace (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my fiancé admitted to me that he only found big girls attractive, that's why he could "never cheat on me with my friends." FML
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On 05/31/2010 at 8:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my boyfriend of a year decided to confess to me that almost everything he has told me in our relationship has been a lie. This includes telling me that he was single when we first met, telling me that he loved me, and telling me that I was beautiful. FML
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On 03/06/2010 at 3:32am - love - by ART - United States (California)
Today, as I was working at my babysitting job, I was watching a 3.5 year old girl. She begged and begged me to come in the jacuzzi with her, and when I put on my 2-piece bathing suit on, the young girl asked me why my stomach looked like a bagel. I looked down just to realize she was right. FML
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On 02/06/2010 at 1:28am - misc - by Karie-Rose (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was watching Free Willy with my boyfriend. It was at the part where the boy leaned into the water to give Willy a hug. I asked, "How do you even hug a whale?" My boyfriend rolled over and gave me a hug, and said, "Like this." FML
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On 01/05/2010 at 5:03pm - love - by leigh2812 - Sent from mobile version
Today, it's decided, I'm going on diet. For real. But I said that yesterday. And the day before. FML
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On 11/29/2009 at 8:02am - health - by Numnum (woman) - United Kingdom (Greater London)
Today, I was watching my 7 year old daughter and her friend jump on our trampoline. I was really impressed by all the flips they were doing, and I told her "Hey! I can't even do that." To that her friend replied " Of course you can't. You're fat!" FML
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On 11/25/2009 at 9:43am - kids - by madeyoulaugh (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out that my friend uses pictures of me to motivate her to work out. They are accompanied by sayings such as "you don't want to turn out like this." FML
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On 11/09/2009 at 12:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, my daughter couldn't sleep because her pillow "felt like a rock". I asked if she wanted to use mine and she said no. She then rested her head on my stomach and promptly fell asleep. When she woke up, she told me my fat made the best pillow ever. FML
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On 10/15/2009 at 1:26pm - kids - by dessaye (man) - Singapore
Today, I showed my boyfriend the new tattoo of a butterfly that I'd gotten on my lower back. He said, "It looks like it's flying when your rolls jiggle." FML
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On 10/06/2009 at 7:32pm - misc - by lovebigmacs (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I came back from my 3 month vacation from France. During my vacation I lost 32lbs and I was so excited to show off my new body to my boyfriend. When he walked in the door he didn't notice me, but he did notice my younger, thinner and tanner sister strutting around in her bikini. FML
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On 09/05/2009 at 5:24pm - love - by nikkiquila_0699 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I stretched really hard when I woke up, only to feel something twang. This was followed by a really sharp pain. Thinking I'd given myself a hernia, I got up to check myself in the mirror, and was repulsed by the bulge I saw hanging out of my gut. Then I realised it was just my own flab. FML
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On 08/29/2009 at 10:15am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)
Today, I was at the lake watching a romantic sunset with my boyfriend. He tenderly started touching my thigh, then started shaking my leg to the rhythm while singing the J-E-L-L-O theme song. FML
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On 08/16/2009 at 10:32am - intimacy - by juliaspaperbags (woman) - United States (Maine)
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML
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On 07/26/2009 at 1:57am - love - by treegirl (woman) - United States
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