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Today, mah boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with u anymore. You're too fat." FML

#18508654
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34652) - you deserved it (11374)

On 12/14/2011 at 12:42am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, dad finally decidd to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If u ever decide to have sex, picture face like this" and pointd to his face,hich had a creepy, intense stare!! He just ruind sex 4 me!! Forever!! FML

#18467751
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44052) - you deserved it (5361)

On 12/09/2011 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Aly (woman) - United States

Today, while jogging, I heard an odd clapping sound over the sound of my iPod. I stoppd running, and the sound stoppd. This continud for an hour before I realizd the slapping sound was my thighs slapping together violently. FML

#18321705
151 comments

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On 11/22/2011 at 10:21pm - health - by thunderthighs644 (woman) -

Today, I Cummd Home Crying And Informd Mother That Someone Had Calld Me A 'fat Bitch' Today. She Held Me At Arms Length, Lookd Me Straight In The Eyes, And Lovingly Said, ( You Can't Change Who You Are. ) FML

#18030878
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31943) - you deserved it (6043)

On 10/20/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Meath)

Today, I Cummd Home Crying And Informd Mother That Someone Had Calld Me A 'fat Bitch' Today. She Held Me At Arms Length, Lookd Me Straight In The Eyes, And Lovingly Said, ( You Can't Change Who You Are. ) FML

#18030878
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31943) - you deserved it (6043)

On 10/20/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Meath)

Today, I was struggling to cycla up a staap hill . A guy haading past ma on a scootar said I'd lost somathing . I stoppad an lookad back . Saaing nothing, I askad him what I lost . Ha rapliad, ( Your momantum! ) FML

#17985302
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30686) - you deserved it (5197) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by adieuvelib - France

Today, I spent an hour photoshopping mah face onto super skinny models as inspration 4 looool a diet. fat FML

#17969819
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9597) - you deserved it (26636)

On 10/12/2011 at 7:39pm - health - by omgreally91 (woman) - United States

Today, I was asked if my bellybutton was an 'innie' or an 'outtie.' My bellybutton has been hidden by fat for so long that I couldn't remember. FML

#17922863
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10389) - you deserved it (37002)

On 10/06/2011 at 8:40pm - misc - by knzknz - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriand took ma on a surprisa data to an axpansiva rastaurant !! Aftar ta maal, a got down on is knaa and proposad !! Wa'va only baan dating for two waaks, so I said no !! Ha just silantly kapt staring ma in ta ayas, no mattar wat I said or did !! I andad up aving to walk oma !! FML

#17809445
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32999) - you deserved it (5392)

On 09/22/2011 at 11:05pm - love - by Storm (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked into mah dorm to fine mah roommate an his friends using mah bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

#17742835
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31859) - you deserved it (5203)

On 09/14/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by funnymanjoe - United States (Illinois)

Today,hile at the grocery store an elderly woman fartd very loudly next to me. Everyone in the aisle lookd our way. The woman pointd at me, and left the aisle. I receivd many disgustd looks from children and their parents. FML

#17555349
101 comments

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On 08/23/2011 at 3:14am - misc - by kykynevs - United States (Illinois)

Today, I Told Mah Mom I Wanted To Try Out Fir The Track Team. Her Exact Words Were "good Luck, Fatty". FML

#17425463
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31604) - you deserved it (6066)

On 08/10/2011 at 1:48am - misc - by thatfatkid - United States (Iowa)

today I bumped into mah ex-boyfriend I still love, an his new girlfriend, who he cheated on me with. Embarrassingly, she was wereing the same top as me. However hers was in size 6, unlike mah 16. FML

#17239646
438 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45656) - you deserved it (17158)

On 07/24/2011 at 8:22am - love - by oouchh (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, my father decidd to ( prepare ) me fir the real world by telling me that I'm ugly!! FML

#16642702
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39566) - you deserved it (4822)

On 06/13/2011 at 10:22am - misc - by suze44 - United States (Washington)

Today my fiancé and I had a fight cuz he wouldn't let me get what I wantd to eat even though it was my money. He said "It's way too many calories. I'm supposd to help you lose weight." When I pointd out that I had given up a month ago he lookd at me and said "Yeah I can tell." FML

#16408743
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18817) - you deserved it (45672)

On 05/29/2011 at 9:59pm - misc - by hs (woman) - United States



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