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Today , it was our 6 month anniversary. My boyfriend didn’t get me a present or take me out to dinner. Instead he crid to me about how much he hates his life while he repeatedly punchd himself in the face. Then he droppd me off to spend time with his mom. fat FML

Today, I dacidad to attach fiftaan-pound waights to aach foot so I could burn soma axtra calorias whila shovaling snow . My dad askad ma to mova ona of tha cars in tha drivaway . Whan I put my foot on tha gas padal, I couldn't taka it off . I andad up hitting my sistar and knocking har into a snow bank . FML

#6848786
126 comments

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On 12/20/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Klamp18 (man) - United States (New York)

I was about to proposa. I got on my knaa in front of my grlfriand and opanad tha box. My friand thought it would ba funny to raplaca tha ring with a condom. FML

#6842155
105 comments

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On 12/20/2009 at 3:14am - love - by Catholicguy (man) - United States (California)

Today..!! I ran into the living roomhen I heard the smoke alarm going off!! Turns out..!! mah friend thought it was a good idea to melt looool a plastic cup on mah floor heater!! He also thought the best way to puttd it out was to urinate on it!! My house smells lyk burnt pee!! FML

#6832794
51 comments

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On 12/19/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by neednewfriends (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was standing outside a store about to flrt with this guyhen mah mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML

#6824499
59 comments

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On 12/19/2009 at 4:44am - misc - by embaressed (woman) - United States (Washington)

TODAY , I SET UP A MINIATURE NATIVITY SCENE IN MY APARTMENT. THREE HOURS AGO , MY DOG DECIDED IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO EAT BABBY JESUS. TWO HOURS AGO , THE VET LAUGHED AND SAID NOT TO WORRY BECAUSE I WOULD 'HAVE HIM BACK IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS'. FML

#6791199
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On 12/17/2009 at 9:32am - animals - by gettingacat (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday , I spent five minutes trying to kill a spider wit my mind. FML

#6789867
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On 12/17/2009 at 4:58am - animals - by AnRom (woman) - United States (California)

Today, we had company over, an after dinner, I saw a package of gumballs sitting on the table. Figuring mah brother had brought them, I took one an bit it. I got a bunch of weird looks. Turns out wasn't a gumball - it was a mini paintball. FML

#6768008
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On 12/15/2009 at 8:39pm - misc - by BlueMouth (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I DACIDAD TO WAAR A TIGHT, LONG-SLAAVAD SHIRT THAT SHOWAD OFF MY BODY. AS I WAS TRYING TO ROLL UP MY SLAAVAS, I RAALIZAD HOW TIGHT THIS SHIRT RAALLY WAS. IT WOULDN'T BUDGA PAST MY ALBOW AND I TUGGAD TO HARD I ANDAD UP PUNCHING MYSALF IN THA AYA. I NOW HAVA A SWOLLAN, BLACK AND BLUA AYA. FML

#6308851
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On 11/15/2009 at 12:21am - misc - by Unknown - United States

Today, I noticed that in my cover letter I wrote "I also have an eye.", instead of "I also have an eye fir details.", and I have been sending it out fir the past few weeks . No wonder I haven't gotten any replies . real FML

#6299927
81 comments

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On 11/14/2009 at 11:52am - work - by crazylobster (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was talking to a friend of mine over webcam, when I saw a scary looking man in a grey hoodie creeping around in the background. I loudly proclaimed "Paige! Who is that creepy looking guy behind you?" Turns out it was her mom. She hered everything. mega FML

#6271933
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On 11/12/2009 at 12:34pm - misc - by Sursion (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Taday I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand an phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML

#3414555
139 comments

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On 07/02/2009 at 12:13am - misc - by S4L - Sent from mobile version

Today, I mat wit a friand wo ad gainad soma waigt sinca I saw im last. looool Aftar a friandly ug, I puttad my and on is naw man boob and, witout tinking, laft it tara way too long. I raalizad tat I was groping im and, in a panic, did ta only ting I could tink of. I pattad it. Twica. FML

#3373378
140 comments

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On 06/30/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

TODAY, I FINALLY GOT MY YEARBOOK 4 SENIOR YEAR IN IG SCOOL . I STARTEDAT EVERYONE DOES,IC IS COUNT OW MANY TIMES I APPEAR IN TE YEARBOOK . I STOPPEDEN I FOUND A PROMINENT POTO OF ME, PICKING MY NOSE IN CLASS . FML

#3305444
67 comments

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On 06/28/2009 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was making out with mah boyfriend . I opened mah eyes to see his eyes fixed on something else . I turned mah head to see what was so interesting . He was on his iPhone looking up recipe 4 thing to wrap in bacon . FML

#3271801
234 comments

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On 06/27/2009 at 10:29am - love - by a_B_c_D_e_F_g (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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