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Today... I dyed mah naturally-blonde hair dark brown. Upon seieng me... mah boyfriend immediately wanted to have sex... because I now remind him of his favourite porn star. FML

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On 12/22/2012 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by brunetteshavemorefun (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, mah boyfriend an I reachd that point in our relationshiphere just a simple phone conversation was too boring . His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together . FML

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On 08/22/2012 at 11:13am - love - by Minecraftwhyyy (woman) - United States

Today, my daughter's hamster pulled the water bottle off the glass, so I decided to super-glue the bottle back on. We came back an hour later to see if it had stuck, only to fine both the bottle and rodent glued to the glass. FML

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On 07/01/2012 at 11:59am - animals - by mommabuser -

Today, ma mum bougt a pone. Since teacing er ow to text, I ave receivd 27 messages, repeatedly saying te word "penis". real FML

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On 04/21/2012 at 5:26am - misc - by jaderie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of themho was quite attractive . He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face . He apologized, and I then 4 some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML

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On 04/15/2012 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by lifeonfire12 (woman) - Canada

Taday I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts , only to fine out the hard way that looool she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML

#19344485
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On 03/25/2012 at 12:06pm - love - by Mark Allan (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today,hile I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she lookd at me an leand in!! Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leand too!! Just as we were about to kiss, she screamd ( COW KISSES ) an somehow managd to lick my eyeball!! real FML

#19297004
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On 03/17/2012 at 10:32pm - love - by Brian - United States (Washington)

Today...hile coming out of Walmart... I droppd a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling... "Hey mister... u droppd this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML

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On 03/17/2012 at 9:04am - money - by dhbeaver - United States (Virginia)

Today... I have been left home alone... the electricity has cut out... an I am petrifid of the dark. I am stuck downstairs making karate noises every few minutes to scare off creepers. FML

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On 03/17/2012 at 8:45am - misc - by belieber101 - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, my grlfriend and I agred to tell her parents that she's pregnant!! When they startd freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML

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On 03/12/2012 at 12:27pm - love - by yamsterr (man) - United States

2day I Had To Drive My Drunk Parents Home From A Party. They Leand Out The Window And Barkd At Everyone We Passd All The Way Home.

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On 07/04/2011 at 1:45am - misc - by monquiqui (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

my family went to Seaworld. Wen we got tere, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I migt get mistaken fir Samu. FML

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On 05/19/2011 at 6:46pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today I Married The Woman I Love!! I Wasn't The Groom, I Was The Minister!! FML

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190 comments

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On 10/02/2010 at 4:07am - love - by Pr unlucky - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I Was Ordaring Food At McDonalds Whan A Condom Fall Out And Onto Tha Countar. Tha Sarvar Lookad At Ma Funny Bafora Friand Turnad Around And Said, "It's Okay, Ha's Navar Going To Usa It." FML

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On 10/19/2009 at 2:36pm - misc - by ThePidgeon (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)



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