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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 411
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About shadow7x : I'm an asshole

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Today, I pulled someone over for speeding. He was only 10 over the speed limit so I gave him an $84 fine. It turns out he is a workplace Occupational Health and Safety officer and because I wasn't wearing my high visibilty vest while standing on the side of the road he gave me a $250 fine. FML


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On 09/17/2009 at 6:57am - work - by auscop (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I saw a weight loss 'before and after' advertisement and I wished I could at least look like the 'before'. FML


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On 09/16/2009 at 9:43pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was first in line at a stoplight. After five minutes, with a line of cars behind me, the light was still red. People behind me started honking, so I decided to just go. Halfway across the way, I was greeted by a camera flash. Nobody else went. FML


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On 09/15/2009 at 8:16am - misc - by publicenemy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML


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On 04/16/2009 at 8:19pm - misc - by tvaladie (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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