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Today, during dinner, my mum asked why I've been so upset recently, so I just admitted it was because my girlfriend had cheated on me. At some point during my venting, I asked why this stuff always seems to happen to me. My dad looked up from his plate and said, "Probably karma." FML
by moronforadad / 01/04/2013 at 9:04pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/04/2013 at 1:18am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Tiffosaur / 01/04/2013 at 1:12am / United States / Love
by WellShit / 01/03/2013 at 9:19pm / United States (Minnesota) / Health
by Saradee / 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was wrapping presents for my daughter, trying to be really quiet. Behind me, the cat decided to climb the tree, which then fell on top of me and I couldn't move. My daughter had to help me up. She now knows everything she's getting for Christmas this year. FML
by Christmas sucks / 12/23/2012 at 8:03pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals
by anonymous / 12/22/2012 at 7:50am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, after my girlfriend has recently become obsessed with the serial-killer show, Dexter, she has grown an interest in cutting up pomegranates in many different ways and squirting the red, blood-like juice everywhere. I am now afraid to argue with her. FML
by Anonymous / 12/15/2012 at 7:33am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/15/2012 at 3:52am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Banana / 12/04/2012 at 11:04am / Puerto Rico / Transportation
by superminty / 12/04/2012 at 3:12am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by weswithaute / 11/13/2011 at 1:53am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend drove me home. I mentioned how I had recently started my period and he freaked out, saying I would "leak" through my tampon onto his seat. He made me sit on towels all the way home. FML
by Anonymous / 11/08/2011 at 8:20pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/02/2011 at 11:15am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/02/2011 at 3:12am / United States (Florida) / Work
- Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, at 11:30 p.m., after a 5-hour train journey to get back to Paris carrying a suitcase that’s… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.…