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shade168
  • Town/Country : heuytown, usa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 88
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About shade168 : Im 16 think of myself as a kind person i love helping people even if i get nothing in return. I love music and art so yea.

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Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34790) - you deserved it (4447)

On 12/30/2012 at 9:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate, and I gave her a condom to put on me. She tried to open it with her teeth, but ripped it. That was my only condom. I'm now sitting here watching a soap opera with a boner. FML

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On 10/23/2012 at 3:12pm - intimacy - by Andrew - United States

Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

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On 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm - intimacy - by identitychangeplease - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)



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