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sexychick_14
  • Town/Country : jefferson
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 December 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 701
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About sexychick_14 : My name is justine, and i love playing volleyball, basketball, softball, swim, ride bikes, walk ,hang with friends!!! I love my friends!! ! i love JUSTIN BIEBER!!

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Today, I spent three hours getting ready to go out to lunch with my boyfriend, only to find out he meant we're going to the McDonald's inside Wal-Mart so he can also pick up condoms. FML

#9102089
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24011) - you deserved it (8627)

On 03/15/2010 at 12:46pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML

#9074868
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7947) - you deserved it (18887)

On 03/14/2010 at 2:29pm - work - by teachingsucks (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got fired from my job as a postman, which I started yesterday. They fired me because I failed to deliver a bunch of papers to a road that no longer exists. FML

#8946577
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24695) - you deserved it (1880)

On 03/09/2010 at 2:41pm - work - by pat (man) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I went to Starbucks to use the bathroom. After I knocked on the door, and turned the handle, this little old lady rips the door open and goes "I WAS TAKING A DUMP. YOU WANNA COME IN AND WIPE MY SHIT? DO YOU?!" and then continued to ask me the same question for five minutes. FML

#8878424
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24579) - you deserved it (3615)

On 03/06/2010 at 9:38pm - misc - by bathroomblunder (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, after threatening my son for weeks that if he didn't clean his room, I would, I went in, equipped with a garbage bag, ready to throw away everything I found, only to discover dozens of empty bottles, two partially empty pizza boxes, Taco Bell wrappers, and cockroaches. FML

#8824498
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17906) - you deserved it (14296)

On 03/04/2010 at 3:01pm - kids - by disguested (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while shopping with my mother, she handed me a frozen turkey to put in the cart, but ended up swinging it into my nuts instead. I feel like a giant battered eggplant, and I think I'm now impotent. FML

#8774277
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15261) - you deserved it (2572)

On 03/02/2010 at 2:57pm - health - by beateneggs - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my two year old decided to run out the front door alone. I ran after him, tripped over the bottom of my jeans, fell onto the sidewalk and scraped up both my hands and knees. My neighbors just watched. FML

#8772843
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15845) - you deserved it (3345)

On 03/02/2010 at 1:21pm - kids - by kansasgirl (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, a wasp flew into my room. While I, a 6'2" hockey player, cowered in the corner, my 4'11" girlfriend killed it. FML

#8770884
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7518) - you deserved it (32993)

On 03/02/2010 at 10:53am - animals - by Jeff - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I'm a 25-year-old married woman and I'm currently living with my grandfather to take care of him. Today, he grounded me. FML

#8766084
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25931) - you deserved it (3421)

On 03/02/2010 at 1:46am - misc - by grounded. - United States (Delaware)

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

#8751188
399 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38697) - you deserved it (8816)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

#8719561
449 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6342) - you deserved it (50114)

On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML

#8691974
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21374) - you deserved it (5913)

On 02/27/2010 at 3:04pm - misc - by shnigel - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, it's my birthday. My best friend decided to have a birthday party for me at this new bar. She texted the wrong address to all of my friends. They showed up at a computer store. FML

#8675398
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16481) - you deserved it (1759)

On 02/26/2010 at 10:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boyfriend came to visit me. He told me he was cheating on me, and that he wanted to break up. I was so angry that as he left, I started screaming at him out of my second story apartment window. I picked up a huge potted plant and shoved it through the window at him. It missed my ex and hit my car. FML

#8646489
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11325) - you deserved it (39161)

On 02/25/2010 at 7:33pm - love - by MUemma (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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