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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 September 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 792
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I was babysitting a new child. I guess she heard me tell her parents about my severe peanut allergy because she got a jar out of the pantry, spread it all over the stairs leading to where her fort was, and walked around with a baseball bat covered in it so I couldn't come near her. FML


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On 01/08/2010 at 2:23am - kids - by PeanutlyDisabled - France

Today, I was going over some paperwork with my back to my office door. As I turn around, my boss enters and says my name loudly. I was startled so bad that I jumped, yelped, and a high-pitched fart snuck out. Everyone in the office now gives prior notice before dropping by the "fart guy's" office. FML


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On 01/07/2010 at 12:44pm - work - by Mic (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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