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sety
  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2549
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About sety : ILOVEBASKETBALL!
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Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36219) - you deserved it (2881)

On 03/16/2010 at 12:50am - love - by ManInTrouble - United States (California)

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30840) - you deserved it (6132)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML

#8763974 (57)

I agree, your life sucks (14465) - you deserved it (3757)

On 03/02/2010 at 12:05am - misc - by sleeper - Sent from mobile version

Today, a guy I'd been seeing off and on for the past three years broke things off over a Facebook message. I replied, and told him that I was at least worth a phone call. He replied "Well, I'm sorry, I disagree." FML

#8563536 (156)

I agree, your life sucks (16297) - you deserved it (2565)

On 02/22/2010 at 7:53pm - love - by notworthit (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was checking the Facebook event page to see who is attending the party I am having this weekend, since my parents are going out of town. 1 person has confirmed. My mom. FML

#8052181 (138)

I agree, your life sucks (6051) - you deserved it (21987)

On 02/09/2010 at 1:52pm - misc - by fbcaught (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, it dawned on me that the most romantic thing my husband has done in the last three years, was a put a wedding ring on his xbox avatar. FML

#7945898 (37)

I agree, your life sucks (16507) - you deserved it (1989)

On 02/06/2010 at 7:09pm - love - by browniepoints (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML

#7711889 (311)

I agree, your life sucks (10816) - you deserved it (55529)

On 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm - misc - by Obsessed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was vacuuming our house because I wanted to help my parents. I wore a headset while listening to REALLY loud music. The vacuuming job took me two hours and when I took of my headset I noticed that I hadn't started the vacuum cleaner. FML

#7415658 (208)

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On 01/18/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by Adrian16 (man) - Norway (Vestfold)

Today, I tried to quit my job. My boss just looked at me and said, "No. You can't quit." FML

#7414727 (129)

I agree, your life sucks (21031) - you deserved it (4591)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:28am - work - by toolegittoquit (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML

#7125944 (123)

I agree, your life sucks (21313) - you deserved it (2272)

On 01/03/2010 at 1:06pm - misc - by ohdear (woman) - United Kingdom (Falkirk)

Today, I was in a shoe store. I picked up a shoe so I could look at it, but when I put it back on the shelf, the whole shelf fell down, making all the shoes fall to the ground. The people behind the counter started clapping. FML

#7090975 (93)

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On 01/01/2010 at 9:45pm - misc - by shoes (woman) - United States

Today, my 25 year old brother ran into my room very excited at 8am. "Wake up! We got a new puppy!" he told me. I was so excited so I jumped out of my warm bed. When I asked him if he was serious he said "No, but we have to go to church, so get dressed." FML

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On 12/25/2009 at 10:30am - misc - by MessyMal (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mom and I were going to the store. I decided to stay in the car while she went in. In the car next to me, there was a dog in the driver's seat barking at me. Bored, I barked back at it until I realized there was someone in the passenger's seat watching me. FML

#6896062 (101)

I agree, your life sucks (5136) - you deserved it (20199)

On 12/23/2009 at 1:17am - animals - by ApolloandDixie (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I finally got around to writing my Christmas cards. After finishing, I realized I had written "Happy Birthday" instead of "Merry Christmas" on every single one. FML

#6850443 (110)

I agree, your life sucks (7324) - you deserved it (23775)

On 12/20/2009 at 5:41pm - misc - by mannnnn2717 (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was at a bar and met this great guy. He was going outside for a smoke and I wanted to go too. Since I don't smoke, I decided to borrow one of my friends cigarettes as an excuse to go outside with him. As I was lighting the cigarette, he pointed out that I was lighting the wrong end. FML

#6838288 (123)

I agree, your life sucks (2580) - you deserved it (26038)

On 12/19/2009 at 11:24pm - misc - by Poser (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)