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Today, after some passionate love making with my husband, I accidentally farted on his leg. He shrieked and frantically began shaking his leg while screaming, "Get it off! Get it off!" FML

#15079652
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I agree, your life sucks (22149) - you deserved it (33915)

On 02/22/2011 at 4:02pm - intimacy - by CutieBooty (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while grocery shopping, my Dad asked me what I wanted for 'Din-Dins' while scratching his nuts. In a crowded aisle. Wearing short shorts. FML

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160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31157) - you deserved it (3094)

On 09/16/2010 at 5:04am - misc - by itchybollos - Australia

Today, I spent five minutes waiting by a stop sign. The two cars in front of me were taking a long time to move, so I began beeping and getting angry. Turns out, these cars were parked and I was holding up a line of traffic. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7485) - you deserved it (36450)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:04am - misc - by becca (woman) - United States (Florida)



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