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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 May 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 379
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About sergentkyle : I mostly do photography and play my guitar. I come on here when I am done with school. I'm not the best with English, it's my second language... So if I make a mistake, give me a break.

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Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (121932) - you deserved it (7032)

On 04/15/2009 at 2:38pm - misc - by SwimSquid (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (246160) - you deserved it (41893)

On 03/24/2009 at 11:41am - love - by Kaeyne (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26518) - you deserved it (41511)

On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says "You're a bitch." He's 6. After asking where he heard that word, he responded with "Daddy calls you that when you're not around." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (142441) - you deserved it (11793)

On 02/23/2009 at 7:51am - kids - by lifesucks4me - United States (Kentucky)



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