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sergentkyle
  • Town/Country : Helsinki, Finland
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 May 1999 (14 years)
  • Number of visits : 325
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About sergentkyle : I mostly do photography and play my guitar. I come on here when I am done with school. I'm not the best with English, it's my second language... So if I make a mistake, give me a break.

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Today, I got to be an innocent victim caught in the middle of a farting war between my boyfriend and my 10-year-old son. I fear my sense of smell will never recover. FML

#18958302
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19568) - you deserved it (3984)

On 01/31/2012 at 1:22am - kids - by beautifulme (woman) - United States

Today, my mother yelled at me for standing too close to the microwave. Her reason? The radiation was going to seep through, kill my sperm and cause cancer. FML

#18956163
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17886) - you deserved it (4275)

On 01/30/2012 at 9:34pm - misc - by dumb mother (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was cleaning one of my elderly patient's teeth. After finishing and reminding her to floss, I realised she had died. Supposedly she was dead for a good 20 minutes. FML

#14058038
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59573) - you deserved it (4679)

On 12/02/2010 at 8:20am - love - by mrdentist -

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

#13850566
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70753) - you deserved it (3925)

On 11/15/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by xkal174 - United States (New York)

Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML

#13777689
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36502) - you deserved it (6655)

On 11/09/2010 at 1:32pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML

#13688243
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33595) - you deserved it (5772)

On 11/02/2010 at 1:43pm - misc - by gingerninja (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known they were eight years apart, but I never knew my dad started dating my mom when he was 21 and she was 13. FML

#13561698
349 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47722) - you deserved it (3385)

On 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up in the hospital. I had apparently overworked my heart so much that I fainted. What caused it? I was playing a racing game on my Wii and freaked out when I won first place. FML

#7789192
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11610) - you deserved it (31989)

On 02/01/2010 at 7:40pm - health - by overexcited (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said 'Nice chair.' She replied 'Nice bruise' and punched me in the nuts. FML

#7766878
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10726) - you deserved it (44045)

On 02/01/2010 at 12:15am - love - by Liam. - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML

#7711889
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14580) - you deserved it (72070)

On 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm - misc - by Obsessed (woman) - United States (California)



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