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sensual_kidney
  • Town/Country : Atlanta, United States
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Today, my dad woke me up at 6 told me to take a shower and drove me to school only to say "just kidding, happy snowday!" FML

#183630
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74559) - you deserved it (10626)

On 03/02/2009 at 2:01pm - misc - by EPICfml. (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while driving my kids to school, my son said, "Why don't you find another place to live, so we can just live with daddy?" Then my daughter added, "Yeah, 'cause we LOVE Daddy." FML

#182768
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66723) - you deserved it (6338)

On 03/02/2009 at 12:28pm - kids - by E (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mother decided she wanted the family to go on a special outing for the holidays. She asked me to drive everyone when she got home from work. Later I noticed the house was empty. The whole family, including the dog, left without telling me. They took my car. FML

#159137
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45713) - you deserved it (1789)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:55am - animals - by effingpot (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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Today, my mother decided she wanted the family to go on a special outing for the holidays. She asked me to drive everyone when she got home from work. Later I noticed the house was empty. The whole family, including the dog, left without telling me. They took my car. FML

#159137
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45713) - you deserved it (1789)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:55am - animals - by effingpot (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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Today, to ask a boy I really liked to my school's turnabout dance, I gave him a box full of 10 cupcakes that spelled out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?. The boy gave the box back a little later. There were two cupcakes left inside. It said N-O. FML

#152949
165 comments

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On 02/27/2009 at 2:35pm - misc - by justanaccount (woman) - Spain (Madrid)

Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML

#19556
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (235167) - you deserved it (22995)

On 02/10/2009 at 12:36am - misc - by maxthndr (man) - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

#14097
430 comments

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On 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm - misc - by bittersweet - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

#12567
180 comments

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On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)



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