Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

sens3sfailing

Offline (the 08/20/2014 at 7:20am) | Search for a member

sens3sfailing

1Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 October 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2723
  • Number of comments : 1188
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About sens3sfailing : 1) I am an atheist and biology student
2) My favorite band is Memphis May Fire
3) my name comes from another one of my favorite bands, senses fail
5) I enjoy paradoxes, riddles, and conundrums.
6) you didn't notice there was no number 4
7) you went back to check if there really was no number 4.
9) you're laughing to yourself
10) there is no number 8
11) you checked again didn't you?
12) there is no number 11.
13) okay I lied.

sens3sfailing's page activity

Visits<b>Camlin93</b> - 12 hours ago<b>Princess_Eevee9</b> - the 01/25/2015 at 12:07pm<b>swagmaster696969</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 10:43pm<b>Jarl_the_Elite</b> - the 01/18/2015 at 12:21am<b>georgemac</b> - the 01/07/2015 at 9:57pm<b>SquidgyOmAm</b> - the 12/22/2014 at 3:19pm<b>itsalanis</b> - the 12/19/2014 at 6:41pm<b>Trisgav</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 8:01pm<b>talores</b> - the 12/07/2014 at 9:15am<b>NotMatthew</b> - the 11/28/2014 at 6:07pm<b>TheCristy1999</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 1:31am<b>sanghera43</b> - the 11/21/2014 at 8:26pm<b>Hawk42</b> - the 11/19/2014 at 5:57pm<b>krayzie2392</b> - the 11/05/2014 at 5:38pm<b>BreannaB</b> - the 10/31/2014 at 12:26am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 10/27/2014 at 8:25am<b>explodedtaco</b> - the 10/25/2014 at 9:44pm<b>ichiukia</b> - the 10/13/2014 at 4:15pm

Liked!<b>katianne</b> - the 09/06/2014 at 1:38pm

sens3sfailing's FML badges

The Thumb returns

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Back from a party

An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.

The Thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

See all of sens3sfailing's badges

sens3sfailing's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
758 comments

I agree, your life sucks (790650) - you deserved it (83206)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML

#9285
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35640) - you deserved it (9228)

On 02/05/2009 at 6:41am - work - by fml (man) - United States (Tennessee)



Ronald Grandpey's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Ronald Grandpey's illustrated FML
  • Hello everyone, how's it going? You doing OK? Friday is the right time to get your glad rags on, go out, meet your friends, have a drink, get your freak on, shoot the breeze, shoot some hoops, don't shoot…

Friday 30 January 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: