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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 December 1998 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 723
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML

#125499
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81956) - you deserved it (20421)

On 02/24/2009 at 6:32pm - intimacy - by Menareidiots (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML

#30360
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11974) - you deserved it (53515)

On 02/12/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by a genius (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML

#21737
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34483) - you deserved it (3165)

On 02/10/2009 at 6:41pm - misc - by melissa (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML

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59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15386) - you deserved it (47165)

On 02/02/2009 at 7:56am - intimacy - by Nikki (woman) - United States (Texas)



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