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  • Town/Country : sydney, australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 December 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 620
  • Number of comments : 22
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Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (78098) - you deserved it (19393)

On 02/24/2009 at 6:32pm - intimacy - by Menareidiots (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10423) - you deserved it (49842)

On 02/12/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by a genius (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32761) - you deserved it (2975)

On 02/10/2009 at 6:41pm - misc - by melissa (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML

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On 02/02/2009 at 7:56am - intimacy - by Nikki (woman) - United States (Texas)



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