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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 173
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About seanoc69 : Em... I never know what to say here. I love music I go on FML nearly every day message me if you want to chat

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Today, my son turned 8. We watched as he unwrapped a $55 Nerf gun, extra 'bullets', new shoes and a school bag with his favorite TV character on the front and a action figure inside. As he finished he looked me straight in the eyes and says, "That's great ma, but seriously what'd you get me?". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33142) - you deserved it (11144)

On 12/02/2012 at 3:19am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62481) - you deserved it (3310)

On 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm - intimacy - by identitychangeplease - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)



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