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seandoc
  • Town/Country : New Jersey, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 506
  • Number of comments : 107
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About seandoc : I'm seandoc.

I like to make others laugh, the smell of gasoline, and all of the regular commenters.

Feel free to message me if you want to talk or if you have something funny to say!

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Today, I was sleeping on an airplane. I dreamed that I was running my hands up and down my friend's leg sexually to creep him out. I woke up and I realized that I was running my hand up and down the leg of the old man sitting next to me. FML

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On 12/20/2012 at 9:49am - intimacy - by joyness (woman) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Today, my mother has stooped to a new level of "hiding" Christmas gifts. She now just dumps them in the middle of the floor and says, "Don't look at them." If she even thinks I'm glancing in the direction of the pile, she will burst into a manic rage, and yell at me for "ruining the surprise." FML

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On 12/20/2012 at 8:57am - misc - by Mandy93 (woman) - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)



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