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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 February 1989 (25 years)
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Today, I collided heads at a soccer game and needed 13 stitches in my head. I texted all my contacts to let them know I was in the hospital. I got back one response that said "bitch got what you deserve" it was from my cousin. No one else ever texted me back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42366) - you deserved it (19162)

On 05/24/2009 at 6:14pm - misc - by anonymouss (woman) - United States

Today, I was at the water park with my boyfriend. We were getting on a two-person tube slide. As I went to sit in the front I noticed the lifeguard looking me up and down, what I assumed was him checking me out. I found out I was wrong when he said, "Heaviest in back." FML

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On 05/18/2009 at 1:48am - health - by barbie (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I realized that my father's weekly unemployment check is more than my bi-weekly pay check. My full time job pays less than my father's unemployment. FML

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On 05/17/2009 at 1:42pm - money - by thatsucks (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend was sick so I took her 5 year old daughter out to eat. Half-way through our "date" she asks me loudly "Can we go back to the car now and take our clothes off?" Apparently she meant her toy dog's clothes. Face burning, we left a half laughing/half glaring crowd behind. FML

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On 05/15/2009 at 1:10pm - kids - by BigBadTron (man) - United States (Utah)



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