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  • Town/Country : Valdosta, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 May 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2365
  • Number of comments : 80
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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Today, I was having a pleasant jog, that is until I was struck by the terrible feeling of an oncoming turd. Being only about 20 minutes from home, I thought I could make it back without letting the beast out. I was so wrong. The only thing I'm grateful for is that I was carrying the Sunday paper. FML

#19207356
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24059) - you deserved it (3524)

On 03/03/2012 at 3:27am - health - by fingerhut - United States (California)

Today, I had a technical skill test as a nurse. My objective was to help the patient defecate, but my opening sentence came out as: "Hello, I'm Jan. I'm here to help you take a shit." FML

#19030539
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24188) - you deserved it (10036)

On 02/08/2012 at 10:24pm - work - by Silver_Samurai (man) - Netherlands

Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML

#18969254
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34345) - you deserved it (3827)

On 02/01/2012 at 3:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML

#18904057
130 comments

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On 01/25/2012 at 12:03am - work - by Benjamin - United States (California)

Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML

#18837069
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29362) - you deserved it (8491)

On 01/17/2012 at 6:41pm - misc - by anon. (woman) - United States

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML

#18802819
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46771) - you deserved it (4215)

On 01/14/2012 at 2:47am - health - by shitttyyyday - United States

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML

#18772275
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15627) - you deserved it (35206)

On 01/11/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by bunnyluver4545 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML

#18508427
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55615) - you deserved it (3403)

On 12/14/2011 at 12:15am - love - by newlysingle (man) - United States

Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I replied. Without missing a beat, she says "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She is 16. FML

#18234448
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44881) - you deserved it (7571)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML

#18202922
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33551) - you deserved it (23847)

On 11/09/2011 at 4:52pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend after helping him study for his ACT, giving him a back rub, and having really awesome sex with him. His reason for dumping me? He's too stressed out to have a girlfriend right now. FML

#17680129
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36784) - you deserved it (4410)

On 09/06/2011 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by stupidboys - United States

Today, at dinner, I accidentally let it slip that I'd taken a small sip of alcohol a few years ago and hated it. My extremely strict parents are now trying to get me into rehab. FML

#17403916
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40781) - you deserved it (7101)

On 08/08/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by ApparentDrugAddict (woman) - United States

Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. I was the only one who put on sunblock, and the only one who got a sunburn. FML

#17237614
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34004) - you deserved it (3791)

On 07/24/2011 at 2:22am - misc - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

#17131113
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39479) - you deserved it (5871)

On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

#17128085
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38558) - you deserved it (8852)

On 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)



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