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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 May 1993 (21 years)
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Today, after having finally kicked my insomnia's ass after three hours, I was woken up by something I only thought happened in movies. Someone had paid for a Mariachi band to play for their girlfriend, outside my apartment, in the middle of the night. FML


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On 11/23/2012 at 5:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML


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On 10/10/2012 at 1:38pm - misc - by tiredofthis - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML


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On 09/27/2012 at 12:10am - health - by Display - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML


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On 08/30/2012 at 8:58am - misc - by Sarah - United States (New York)

Today, my dog farted so loud in his sleep that he scared himself and woke up barking. This afternoon I achieved the same feat. FML


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On 08/09/2012 at 10:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to turn down an offer of what seemed like some sexy time with a cute girl because my intestines were bursting with an intense desire to unleash molten lava. I rushed home to squat down, only to let out a disappointingly small piece of crud and a tiny fart. FML


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On 07/26/2012 at 1:39am - intimacy - by Jarman (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML


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On 06/23/2012 at 10:23am - love - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my 24-year-old brother tried to convince me that Hogwarts is real, because there is no way a person could have written that based on imagination. My parents agreed with him. FML


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On 06/04/2012 at 3:19am - kids - by nanall - United States

Today, in a parking lot, a girl came up to our car and started to knock on the window and scream, "I KNEW IT!" My girlfriend doesn't believe that I don't know her. FML


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On 06/03/2012 at 11:20am - misc - by Apissedoffguy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was driving home, when some kid on a motorbike shot in front of me from the pavement, almost running me off the road. When I confronted him, he screamed, "Watch where you're going next time!" If I could flush every last one of these human turds from the toilet of life, I would. FML


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On 05/29/2012 at 1:10pm - misc - by cunting cunts (man) - United Kingdom (Ealing)

Today, it's been three weeks since I started using a hair-growth shampoo in the hopes of combating my balding. All it's done so far is make the hair I do have monstrously bushy, both upstairs and down. FML


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On 05/21/2012 at 6:47pm - health - by bear - Norway (Nordland)

Today, I was on the train ride home from a trip to Florida, and I gave my mom a call. While we talked, I made an offhand comment that all my friends back home must miss me. She knowingly asked if I meant my Sims and my cat. FML


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On 03/20/2012 at 3:15pm - misc - by lyla - United States

Today, I was having a pleasant jog, that is until I was struck by the terrible feeling of an oncoming turd. Being only about 20 minutes from home, I thought I could make it back without letting the beast out. I was so wrong. The only thing I'm grateful for is that I was carrying the Sunday paper. FML


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On 03/03/2012 at 3:27am - health - by fingerhut - United States (California)

Today, I had a technical skill test as a nurse. My objective was to help the patient defecate, but my opening sentence came out as: "Hello, I'm Jan. I'm here to help you take a shit." FML


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On 02/08/2012 at 10:24pm - work - by Silver_Samurai (man) - Netherlands

Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML


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On 02/01/2012 at 3:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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