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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 March 1987 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1671
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About scrapmetal58 : Welcome stalker! I know what you're thinking: 'Yeah, I'd tap that".
I'm a former military dude. I love having fun and doing outdoor activities. I'm obsessed with Harry Potter (it saved my life).
I'm an observer and people amuse me. I have a brilliant sense of humour; it's one of the best on the planet. No lie. I'm known for my superb comebacks. I keep my friends entertained because they would be lost without me.

I love meeting people and making new friends. I am aspiring to be an actor. I love to travel. I wish to go to Great Britain. I am sure that I was English in a previous life.
I love music and film.
I'm from PEI! Woot.
Jparle français aussi.

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Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML


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