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scotty2hottie48
  • Town/Country : Illinois, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 October 1985 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 532
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About scotty2hottie48 : Let's see, I'm a gamer when I can. I work full time. I'm engaged to the most wonderful woman ever. Only check out FML from my phone when I'm bored. I watch Naruto and Bleach.

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Today, I was trying to convince a friend that even though I'm blonde, I'm not the oblivious or stupid moron everyone apparently thinks I am. Then I smacked face-first into a glass door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23273) - you deserved it (26615)

On 05/05/2011 at 4:01pm - misc - by Blondie (woman) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22784) - you deserved it (5095)

On 11/15/2010 at 4:17pm - love - by kylie (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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