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  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 August 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 55
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my boyfriend thought he could make a pregnancy test read positive by jizzing on it. FML

#19822088
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On 06/21/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by really (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML

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On 06/18/2012 at 11:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML

#19803721
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On 06/17/2012 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by turnedoff (woman) - United States

Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML

#19788440
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On 06/14/2012 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by aranya (man) - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, I walked in on my wife masturbating. Naturally, I asked her if she needed some help. She replied, "Nah, I've got this." FML

#19783126
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On 06/13/2012 at 5:30pm - intimacy - by Steve (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a restaurant in front of a lot of people. Once I said yes, some guy yelled out, "SEX. SEX. SEX." My boyfriend yelled back, "LATER!" FML

#19734660
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On 06/04/2012 at 7:50pm - intimacy - by BooBabe (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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