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scissors17

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 546
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About scissors17 : I am me.

scissors17's page activity

Visits<b>Sir_Cow</b> - the 06/08/2016 at 2:23am<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 06/04/2016 at 3:27pm<b>freeport_aidan</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 8:16am<b>Spencyy</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 12:23am<b>Supaviper</b> - the 09/24/2015 at 10:05am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 7:16pm<b>Driving_Gaming</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 1:08pm<b>SurfingPichu</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 9:30am<b>cadyshaw17</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 10:59am<b>jerryj</b> - the 01/31/2015 at 11:39am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 06/17/2014 at 6:29pm<b>Federgirl</b> - the 04/18/2014 at 4:23pm<b>abhi95</b> - the 01/28/2014 at 5:28pm<b>Bradley_Dillon</b> - the 12/20/2013 at 2:05pm<b>olpally</b> - the 12/05/2013 at 1:03am<b>cricketsins</b> - the 10/21/2013 at 1:10am<b>shibeep</b> - the 09/26/2013 at 5:46pm<b>Sjus</b> - the 09/25/2013 at 5:22pm

Fucked!<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 06/04/2016 at 9:27pm

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Inception

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Supersize Menu

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scissors17's favorite FMLs

Today, I was entering a guy's number into my phone, and I couldn't remember his name. Embarrassed, I tried to be sneaky and asked, "Can you spell your name for me, please?" His name is Bob. FML

by Bernadette / 06/28/2012 at 3:58pm / Miscellaneous

Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML

by moxy / 01/24/2011 at 10:00am / Transportation

Today, I saw a roach on my toilet. I thought it would be funny to pee on it. It jumped out, which scared me; I hit my head on the wall and started bleeding, then I peed all over me and the wall. FML

by funyfunkid / 12/22/2009 at 2:18pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

by I_Am_The_Edge / 06/11/2009 at 12:06pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

by fmlfmlfml / 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm / United States (California) / Animals

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

by ihavepinkbackpac / 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

by alice5000 / 11/07/2008 at 12:47am / Love