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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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scissors17's favorite FMLs

Today, I was entering a guy's number into my phone, and I couldn't remember his name. Embarrassed, I tried to be sneaky and asked, "Can you spell your name for me, please?" His name is Bob. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10193) - you deserved it (28804) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/28/2012 at 3:58pm - misc - by Bernadette (woman) -

Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8983) - you deserved it (62801)

On 01/24/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by moxy -

Today, I saw a roach on my toilet. I thought it would be funny to pee on it. It jumped out, which scared me; I hit my head on the wall and started bleeding, then I peed all over me and the wall. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9365) - you deserved it (45309)

On 12/22/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by funyfunkid (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML


I agree, your life sucks (92304) - you deserved it (241080)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML


I agree, your life sucks (78051) - you deserved it (780237)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML


I agree, your life sucks (16398) - you deserved it (67175)

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