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scissors17
  • Town/Country : United States of America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 79
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About scissors17 : I like scissors. And Pokemon.

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Today, I saw a roach on my toilet. I thought it would be funny to pee on it. It jumped out, which scared me; I hit my head on the wall and started bleeding, then I peed all over me and the wall. FML

#6884813
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6253) - you deserved it (30704)

On 12/22/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by funyfunkid (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38796) - you deserved it (571018)

On 06/11/2009 at 12:06pm - misc - by I_Am_The_Edge (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

#2532710
1144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65914) - you deserved it (163176)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
970 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53362) - you deserved it (586097)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

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45 comments

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On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version



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