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by poorkids / 10/31/2012 at 1:01am / United States (Washington) / Kids
Today, my girlfriend and I were going through some troubles in our relationship, and she said to me, "No offense, but I really hope no other relationship I have in the future will be like this one." Some offense taken. FML
by anon / 10/31/2012 at 12:22am / United States (New York) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/30/2012 at 7:42pm / United States (Ohio) / Health
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
by Anonymous / 10/28/2012 at 12:44pm / United States / Kids
Today, I saw a folder on my son's PC named "PussyPictures". I sat him down for a talk, only to be told they contained pictures of the James Bond character Pussy Galore, for his essay about sexism in movies. He's now mocking me for "having a dirty mind". FML
by Anonymous / 10/27/2012 at 3:28pm / Germany (Bayern) / Kids
by Monkey / 10/27/2012 at 11:02am / United States / Intimacy
by stop it ninja / 10/14/2012 at 3:00am / United States (Virginia) / Animals
by wdunn69733 / 10/11/2012 at 10:30am / United States (Georgia) / Kids
by justabitembarrassed / 10/07/2012 at 10:20am / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs my clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewarded with a queef. He found it hilarious and tested it out 5 more times. FML
by SoSexy / 10/07/2012 at 6:25am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/29/2012 at 9:37pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/06/2011 at 9:13am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Intimacy
by ccblock / 09/16/2010 at 9:30pm / United States (Florida) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, my boyfriend keeps requesting that I make eye contact when I give him blowjobs. He won't let… Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her… Today, I asked my boyfriend if I've gained weight. He replied, "Why do you think I've been so often…