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About scarlett361 : Hello!
I'm a compulsive FML reader, but not someone who comments a lot on FMLs. I love reading other people's comments though, because some can be really funny.
I'm an English Lit graduate, and am working in Publishing now. I'm going back to school this August, to pursue my Masters in Lit (yay!) but am going to do it part-time so I can keep my full-time job.
I love listening to music, singing karaoke (is it an Asian thing?), reading, watching football (that's soccer in American), and I'm a great foodie, too. Okay, and my attention span is about the size of my pinky nail. So I'm done here.
Message me if you've got anything to say! :)
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was trying to flirt with the guy I like using body language, so I leaned over this counter in a sensual way. I happened to have a fork, so I went to bite the tip that sexy way people do in movies. I accidentally stabbed myself in the lip, cutting it. My lunch had jalapeños in it. FML
Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML
Friday 18 April 2014