About scaredoftoasters : Bassist and guitarist. Slightly insane.
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- Today, I caught my dad spanking my mom with a spatula. The same spatula I use to cook my eggs every… Today, I was on top of my boyfriend having sex and I was looking away doing my thing. When I looked… Today, my fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning. He said "Morning sex is…
- Today, my mom's guilt tripping reached a new level when she told me all she wanted for her birthday… Today, I brought home a new puppy my boyfriend and I have had our eyes on for a while. He broke up… Today, I received an aggressive voicemail from a date asking why I was late. We were due to meet at…