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Today, my mom drove me to football practice. On the way she told me that she thought I was gay and that my friend was my lover. After 15 agonizing minutes of this, we get to my practice only to be greeted by my shirtless friend wearing a pink bandana saying "Man, you hit me hard last night." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64714) - you deserved it (5045)

On 08/10/2009 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML

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On 07/27/2009 at 3:12pm - work - by fedexed (man) - United States (California)

Today, while in the middle of having sex with my husband, instead of saying something sexy in my ear, he whispered, "We are so gonna make pizza after this." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41961) - you deserved it (5257)

On 07/26/2009 at 12:37am - intimacy - by PTKFML (woman) - United States



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