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  • Birth Date : Friday 23 May 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I went to buy a birthday present for my boyfriend. While buying him a sweater, the cashier tried to up-sale me by asking if my boyfriend wore briefs or boxers, because both were on sale. Not thinking, I blurted out, "I don't know, they just come off." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26944) - you deserved it (12727)

On 01/25/2013 at 12:31am - misc - by awkwardturtle (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend found out you can use food coloring in anything. Everything she cooks is now in bright neon colors. I feel like I'm in a Dr Seuss book. FML

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On 01/23/2013 at 8:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)



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