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  • Number of visits : 1936
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About savemypandabear : MY name ish Dakota =P
i don't ever really know what to put in these...wanna talk? msg me ^.^
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Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML

#209503
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72273) - you deserved it (4593)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:38pm - misc - by arrrrggggghhhh (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my dad woke me up at 6 told me to take a shower and drove me to school only to say "just kidding, happy snowday!" FML

#183630
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84537) - you deserved it (12383)

On 03/02/2009 at 2:01pm - misc - by EPICfml. (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was baking cookies. When I took the tray out of the oven I closed the door, but it bounced back open and hit me in the back of the knees. That caused me to sit down on the hot oven door. I was just wearing my short bathrobe and no underwear. I really burned my ass and um...stuff. FML

#168503
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84642) - you deserved it (14631)

On 03/01/2009 at 3:45am - health - by Monty (man) - United States (Oregon)



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